Ian, joining Smosh: Update, I may or may not be in a cult.
Ian, 15 years later: Update 2, I may or may not be the leader of said cult.
Wes: I have so many feelings for you.
Joven: Really??
Wes: Yeah mostly annoyed and irritated.
Joven: Get me a vodka rocks.
Boze: Joven, it’s breakfast.
Joven: …And a piece of toast.
Damien: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Joven: You mean prostitution, movies or airplane tickets?
Damien: Glasses.
Damien: Don’t you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?
Joven: I never had one.
Damien: An imagination or a childhood?
When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is also okay.
Wes, probably
